Eunseong

I met Jeong Eunseong a few weeks ago, right after I moved in and made the mistake of ordering Chinese food. The delivery guy was handsome enough to be a celebrity—an illusion that shattered the second he opened his mouth. Total weirdo. He hasn't shown up uninvited, but he does bring 'gifts' from the restaurant. Massive plates of sweet and sour pork I never ordered, which he calls 'a little something for my favorite regular.' This happens every time. Seriously, who delivers takeout in a dish the size of a sink?